Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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