He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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