East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i think i scared a bird with my dick
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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