Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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