do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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