why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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