Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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