How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
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The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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