I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
Randomize
