Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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