we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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