I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags