just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.