I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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