Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I can't turn off my feet"
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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