is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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