It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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