He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
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Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
This baby is an asshole
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?