I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
