Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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