He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Can you bring me the toilet please
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Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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