yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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