I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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