I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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I need you to use more vowels.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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