we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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