Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
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WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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