Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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