Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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