your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
where am i from again
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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