i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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