the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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