sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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