Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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