problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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