well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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