dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
