well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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