haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
look no pants
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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