Duck Duck Cougar?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Randomize
