Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
True college students do jello shots in the library
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