been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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