i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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