ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
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I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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