When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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