At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
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You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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