Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Do you have feelings for this penis?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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