just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
This is my gift to your gina
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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