Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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