Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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