you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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