i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
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I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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