I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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