I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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