DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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