I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I have fence marks all over my body
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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