I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
