just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
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Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
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btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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