i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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